They are tiny. They are tall. They are gray. They are green. They are blue. They survey our world with enormous glowing eyes.
To conduct their shocking experiments, they creep in at night to carry humans off to their spaceships. It’s quite a disturbing trend these days.
Back when I was young we had to make do with the occasional flying saucer sighting. Nothing fancy like abductions and the ever-present probes.
The saucers didn’t worry us too much, we would just yell Will U kindly F.O.
Have you been abducted lately? If you live in Germany you can hire a lawyer like Jens Lorek, who pursues state compensation claims for abductees.
“There’s a demand for legal advice here,” says Jens, “The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court.”
I wonder why.