I'm all for class action but I draw the line at kidnap and torture. Apart from my small but delightful fantasies of a blood-drenched former State Premier, I wouldn't really stretch a scumbag on the rack with my own hands. There's a limit after all. Not so for five … [Read more...] about How far would you go?
The Pensioner Life
This plucky pensioner led police on a low-speed chase around Middlesbrough - and then gave officers the slip. The lukewarm pursuit started after he caused traffic chaos by crawling down the fast lane of a busy dual carriageway. Police asked the stubborn senior … [Read more...] about Pensioner at Large
I see that Rosemarie Hamilton-Meikle, a normally placid pensioner of 80 good years, attacked 3 wild boars in Dartmoor, sending fear into the hearts of the savage beasts. The brutes had the ill-luck to come across her dachsund as he scuttered around under a bush. I … [Read more...] about Pensioner turns vicious
Sometimes I read things that would never cross my mind. Not even in a fit. Today I read one of those 'inspirational' desktop calendars (who gets to choose the quotes?) Just as we create flexibility in our bodies by stretching physically, we can create limberness … [Read more...] about Stretching your mind with new sights