Royals

Harry has thrown in the towel, no more irksome royal duties for him, "enough is enough", he says. Where does Harry get his money? 95% of Harry's income comes from the Prince of Wales. Harry … [Read more...] about Who pays for Harry and Meghan?

Prince Andrew has responded to ongoing questions about a photo of him with a 17 year old Virginia Roberts, saying it can’t be him because he didn’t have any hands at the time. “Well there’s a … [Read more...] about Look Ma, No Hands!

Has anyone run a DNA test on Prince Harry? Is it a coincidence that he looks so much like James Hewitt? Hewitt, if you remember, if you want to remember, is the man Diana had a highly reported … [Read more...] about I demand a DNA test

Harry has a bit of a PR problem. (It's to do with the way he behaves). But now the papers are cooing over an imminent engagement and forgetting what a nasty little piece of work he is. The boy … [Read more...] about Harry is more than a Hoon

It's way past time that the Queen's gardeners did a thorough clean up of the undergrowth around her backyard. In this case, the foliage around her weekend retreat at Sandringham. Sadly, the body of … [Read more...] about Another Corpse at the Queen’s back door

The Queen was shocked today by the discovery of a body outside her back door. Perfectly understandable, I'd be shocked too. What's more shocking is the fact that the corpse has been there for about … [Read more...] about The Corpse in the Queen’s Copse

It's not like me to poke fun at a well-fed member of the younger generation, much less at two of them, but I must say I wasn't at all surprised by these graceless lumps of girls in their tawdry … [Read more...] about The Ugly Sisters

I hate to admit it but I would have liked an invitation to the Royal Wedding. I certainly would have enjoyed the opportunity to observe at first hand all the pomp, prejudice and prickery that goes on … [Read more...] about No Invitation to the Royal Wedding