This is a moisturiser. This what I rub into my hands. It stands on the sink and after I’ve had my egg, toast and vegemite in the morning, I wash the plates and then rub some of this cream on my hands.
This is a floor cleaner. This is what I rub into the floor. Doesn’t look much like the hand cream does it? It stands on the sink ready to give the floor a quick mop after I’ve washed my breakfast plate.
Guess what I did this morning? At least I now have beautifully clean hands with a glossy non-slip shine
Anonymous says
Be thankful you didn’t confuse toothpaste for haemorrhoid as one acquaintance of mine once did!
Susanna says
Ever since I tried to use sunscreen to clean my teeth I keep the toothbrush and the toothpaste on a shelf ON THEIR OWN. Please pass this on to your unfortunate friend
Anonymous says
Susanna That is the most stupid thing a person can do! You need psychyatric help. Are people supposed to think “Wow how cool she rocks”? Don’t you know you could get fatally ill from that poison? What ever you do Don’t drag anyone else into that juvenile activity. Then what ever you do don’t throw up on anyone else on your way to the hospital.
Anonymous says
Susanna Why would I send that to any of my friends? First of all None of my friends are unfortunate. Atleast not like you anyway. Do you smoke canibus? Perhaps you sniff coke. Right? Second my friends and I belong with more mature groups. Then lastly my friends and I seek to do more mature things. You do know what mature is right, or don’t you? You don’t know what mature means.?! Well Mature means more grown up, More like an adult. Something you need to be. Oops sorrey I forgot you haven’t even reached age ten yet.
Phroinlavin says
Don’t worrey I used to eat ointments when I was a kid. In other words it won’t harm you like some dorks say. So you Brushed with sunscreen. I ate ointments as a child. I’m still alive. No big thing.
Red Stressdoll says
I find that so weird for once I used Bengay to brush my teeth. Of course it smelled minty. Strangely it kind of tasted minty also. Two thumbs up oh shit. I look foreward to doing that again haha.