The Corpse in the Queen’s Copse

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The Queen was shocked today by the discovery of a body outside her back door. Perfectly understandable, I’d be shocked too. What’s more shocking is the fact that the corpse has been there for about three years and nobody noticed as they swept the cobblestones or picked the roses. I suppose she has a bigger… [Continue Reading]

Watch out for this Taxi Driver

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This is the taxi driver who punched Zainab Sarwari in the face several times before pushing her out of the cab. Mrs Sarwari is 81 years old. Bhupinder Singh picked up the old age pensioner in Noble Park and was directed to drive her to a Dandenong medical centre, but he took her to Dandenong… [Continue Reading]

Geeky Granny

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This is my friend, Joan, who hit a star role in her local newspaper. And so she should! Not enough attention is given to the fact that we Seniors are as web-savvy as our grandkids, if not more so. More and more of us are getting around the social media too. Laurel Papworth has some… [Continue Reading]

Dignity and Death

All of us should be looking at this .. I reckon Terry’s death is his business. Just like mine is.

The Ugly Sisters

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It’s not like me to poke fun at a well-fed member of the younger generation, much less at two of them, but I must say I wasn’t at all surprised by these graceless lumps of girls in their tawdry finery. I bet their frumpy frocks cost a fortune I bet each dreadful dress was paid… [Continue Reading]

No Invitation to the Royal Wedding

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I hate to admit it but I would have liked an invitation to the Royal Wedding. I certainly would have enjoyed the opportunity to observe at first hand all the pomp, prejudice and prickery that goes on in that dysfunctional family. (Not to mention that it would have raised my status somewhat at the Bowls… [Continue Reading]