Both Jesus and Mary love wood. Here’s a selection and if you’re still not convinced that the heavenly pair are making cameo appearances, then there’s no hope for you.
Apparition of Pontmain
In which the BVM saves a little hamlet from the advances of a raging, ravaging, enemy army. A Marian apparition is a reported supernatural appearance by the Holy Mary. This particular apparition is recorded as being proven although I can’t imagine how it could be. But who am I to question the Catholic Church? Pontmain, […]
Holy Toes of Jesus
The Church of Our Lady of Velankanni, in Mumbai, has a statue of Jesus with water – it must be holy water – trickling down from the toes. This blessed water is collected and the church is a site of pilgrimage. However the miracle was caused by faulty plumbing and not divine intervention. The noted […]
Repent!
The end is nigh! A total solar eclipse in August 2017 will see the world end. The signs of this end are clear, at least to a few Christians Everything they say is pretty scary weird, but it all adds up to the startling fact that the creation of Israel (70 years ago next year) […]
OMG! Ironing for Jesus
I can’t tell you much about this one, probably because there isn’t much to tell. It’s an iron. It’s in a house in Boston, USA. It was manufactured for the Wal-Mart house brand, with a basic dial for fabric settings and a steam/dry switch. It has a scorch mark. It must be Jesus. At least, […]
The End of the World is Nigh Again
Once again the End of the World is Nigh. It’s Near. It’s almost practically HERE. Batten down your hatches one more time and prepare for (yet another) Doomsday. It’s due on 21 October! So says Harold Camping and he should know. He’s pretty good at predicting the end of the world. This will be the […]
Three Jesus Pizza
In another Holy World Tour gig, the face of Jesus has appeared on a three-cheese pizza made in Newfarm, Brisbane. Holey-Moley! And the image could have been yours if you made the highest bid on eBay. Someone is enjoying it anyway. It’s already proven a good luck charm. After discovering the image, the manager of […]
Lock up your livestock
Beryl, who goes to Bingo with me, firmly believes in the recent sightings of the BVM, but she’s worried that her framed velvet Mary art and hot pink plastic rosaries won’t save her budgerigars from the Chupacabra. Granted, the reports of mysterious Goatsuckers in my neighbourhood are few and far between, but all the same […]
More on alien abductions.
They are tiny. They are tall. They are gray. They are green. They are blue. They survey our world with enormous glowing eyes. To conduct their shocking experiments, they creep in at night to carry humans off to their spaceships. It’s quite a disturbing trend these days. Back when I was young we had to […]
Virgin Mary on eBay
She’s turned up again. The BVM just can’t help herself from manifesting to awestruck mortals the world over. Not content with recreating her appearance in melted chocolate, potatoes and rancid fat, she has given the world a new face on a “pool stick”. I’m not sure what a pool stick is, but this one has […]
